Monday, August 30, 2010

Summer Went Swimmingly








Summer is over for me, no matter what my calendar says.


Oh sure, Labor Day is seven days away, and the first day of fall, not to mention the autumnal equinox, are weeks hence, but I've thrown in the beach towel. The Community Pool closed for the season yesterday at 6 p.m.


No matter that we are expecting a hot, sunny week with temperatures in the 90's; I'll be cooling off in the shower. As of this moment, the aforementioned towels, my bathing suits, and cover-ups are tumbling in the washer, soon to be packed away.

Time was, Labor Day Weekend was the pool's swan dive, but since many of the lifeguards are college students who are already heading back to campus and the few high school staffers are athletes whose fall practice sessions have begun, there's nobody left to mind the swimmers.



If I am desperate for a swim in the coming months, I am not totally without resources: the town rec department has a Friday night family swim at the middle school pool from September to December, but face it, at my age I'd rather be going out for a fish fry between 6 and 8:30 on Friday night. My knowledge of the venue, besides, leads me to believe I'd be dodging screeching, cannonballing tweens in a cavernous, echoing space half the size of the outdoor pool.


Also at the middle school pool I can take twice-weekly water aerobics classes taught by the same instructor who led the sessions I never missed at the Community Pool. I took a similar class a few years ago, and while the initial classes in the fall weren't so bad, I didn't crave the scent of chlorine enough to throw sweats over a bathing suit at 4:30 on a dark winter afternoon and slog home afterward with wet hair tucked up under my ski hat.


Alternatively, I can join the Southtowns "Y," a 20-minute drive away. My HMO, in fact, will pick up the tab for my senior membership, which includes pool privileges. As above, however, few circumstances make me feel less like swimming than a brisk westerly wind bearing snow showers. I am a summer swimmer, a sunshine paddler. Anything else is too much like deliberate exercise.


For me, who was sent to camp and spent family vacations at cabins in the Berkshires, dawdled away teen-aged afternoons at the Canoe Club pool, and earned tuition with babysitting gigs at the shore, going into the water is something you do for fun and to cool off. I swim for comfort, not for speed.


Back in the days of our mountain lake vacations, swimming and otherwise fooling around in the water was the reason we were there, the be-all and the end-all of our days. We swam in the morning, as soon as we could get in the water without incurring blue extremities, and stayed till lunchtime, never changing out of our drying suits. Why bother? After the obligatory hour hiatus---an old wives' tale, but who knew?---we'd be down at the water again, usually with books and magazines for the long afternoon haul. Parents arriving from the sweltering city in the early evening had no trouble coaxing us in once more.


We swam in the the rain, wondering at how warm the lake waters could be and how thrilling, when storm winds churned them into real waves. We swam in the dark, guided only by the stars, a sickle moon, and our sonar-like familiarity with the more prominent rocks.


There was always something to do in the water: find a good diving rock, take turns diving through a chorus line of legs, take out the rowboat to jump off of, see how far across the little cove we could swim in one go, master front and back somersaults, attempt a solo handstand, play Monkey-in-the-Middle with a tennis ball, see who could stay underwater the longest, catch minnows in the shallows and throw them back. If we brought along a bar of Ivory soap, we could have a shampoo and a bath and wash our underwear. Not a minute nor a drop was wasted. Savored, yes; wasted, never!


These days, without a lake at my disposal, the Community Pool is my summer oasis, although I'm not much for Monkey-in-the-Middle anymore---or Marco Polo either. Shaded by huge maples, surrounded by vine-covered fencing, and scented with pine, chlorine, and shampoo from the women's showers, it's a haven in a hot and hectic world, just five minutes from home.


I favor the 5 to 6 p.m. slot, when mothers are rounding up the kids to go home for dinner and the staff haven't yet cordoned off the diving area for the lap swimmers. To me, laps are the aquatic equivalent of calisthenics, maybe good for you, but ultimately mind-numbing. I prefer the meditative approach: a quick, not especially stylish dive into the deep end, then half an hour or so of Zen freestyling, mindful of the water and the body's hole in it, doing a lackadaisical crawl, a languid breaststroke, an indolent surface dive just from the solitude of it. It is as contemplative as yoga.


Getting out is Phase Two of the experience: the warm towel, the book waiting in my pool bag, enough sun left to dry my miracle-fiber swimsuit almost instantaneously. Now I will read until thoughts of dinner ingredients and white wine chilling in the fridge lure me home. (Back in my smoking days, the best cigarette of a summer day was the first one after a swim. These days, a few chapters of a good detective story is an almost-substitute---and better for my underwater endurance.)


But I'm hanging up my pool bag for the season, leaving inside the packet of tissues, the comb, the shampoo, the tube of sunblock. The towels are dry and folded and put away on the bottom shelf of the linen closet. It's been a glorious summer; for me, it's over.

































































Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Letter to My Favorite Pest






To: Miss Ramona Geraldine Quimby
Klickitat Street
Portland, Oregon
USA

Dear Ramona:

I thought I saw you at the Community Pool the other day, but I wasn't sure. The little girl---sorry!---the young lady had sort of short dark hair and was wearing a striped two-piece bathing suit that could in no way be described as a bikini. I noticed her because she was trying very hard to do a perfect cannonball off the diving board. She climbed out as soon as she could and ran to get back into line for another turn until Lyle, the nicest of the lifeguards, had to blow his whistle and yell, "No running!"

(Trust me about Lyle being nice; three years ago, before he grew up and went to college, he used to mow my lawn. Think of him as an older version of Henry Huggins.)

It was good to see that all the to-do of having a Walt Disney movie made about you and your sister Beezus hasn't gone to your head. By the way, how does Beezus feel about getting second billing? After all, the very first of the books Beverly Cleary wrote about your family was called "Beezus and Ramona." Of course, the scriptwriters for the movie took bits and pieces from all the books---"Ramona the Pest," "Ramona the Brave," "Ramona and Her Father," "Ramona and Her Mother," Ramona Quimby, Age 8," "Ramona Forever," and "Ramona's World"---so I guess putting your name first on the marquee is only fair.

One result of the movie that must make both you and Mrs. Cleary, the former children's librarian, very happy is that all summer your books have been very hard to find at all the public libraries. I know this because I wanted to read them myself, never having had the pleasure many years ago, when my two daughters were your age. By the time they could read chapter books, they chose their own at the library and didn't ask me to read to them, so they've known you lots longer than I have.

I must say, I am charmed to make your acquaintance.

You are nothing if not an original, yet so very familiar. Before I read the books, I heard an interview on NPR with Elizabeth Allen, the movie's director, who said Mrs. Cleary still gets countless letters from children and adults alike who tell her, "I am Ramona!" What they mean is they remember making tin-can stilts, they remember the irresistable impulse to wiggle a loose tooth with their tongue, they remember how awful it felt to throw up in school, they remember worrying that their kindergarten teacher didn't like them and that they'd never be as perfect as their big sister. (Ah, the secret is out: I was a pesty little sister, too!)

In their own lives there were Yard Apes and corkscrew-curled prissy little girls like Susan Kushner and rings on the playground and library books and boxes of crayons and the unfairness of having to go to bed before the eight o'clock movie was over. There were family cats like Picky-Picky, spoiled neighborhood brats like Willa Jean and her friend, "Bruce who doesn't wee-wee in the sandbox," as well as nasty old ladies like Mrs. Pitt, who was always sweeping her front walk and making sure kids didn't throw candy wrappers on her lawn. (Just for the record, I rarely sweep my front walk and I don't yell at small children.)

They also had good friends like Howie Kemp, who were willing to let them ride their new two-wheelers and knew the thrill of getting a pair of brand-new red rubber boots. Like you, it impelled them to make "a joyful noise until the Lord."

Like you, too, their biggest worry was that their parents wouldn't love them or each other. Their biggest happiness was being "warm and snug and loved like little bears and bunnies" in the books your mother read to you at bedtime when you were little.

Dear girl, whether you think of yourself as "just plain old messy Ramona" or "Blunderful, wonderful me," for children everywhere---and those of us who forgot we grew up---you are the "roll modle" you aspired to be for your baby sister, Roberta. Don't ever change, not even on your tenth birthday, when you become a "zeroteen."